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Anyone can play. All you need is some embarrassing post-cancer experiences and a bottle of squash.
Here goes...
Never have I ever waited anxiously outside my flat for a lift, one hour before it was due to arrive
Never have I ever sent the same person three birthday cards (all identical)
Never have I ever turned up for an appointment at the wrong time and at the wrong place
Never have I ever double-gifted (e.g. sent two different presents to the same person for their birthday)
Never have I ever put the wrong name on a card (twice)
Never have I ever sent a gift two months before the recipient's birthday
Never have I ever forgotten what I'm watching on TV during the commercial break (and had a lovely surprise when the second half came on)
Never ever have I walked into a wall or veered to one side causing people to walk around me in disgust
Never ever have I fallen down a hill and landed face-down in some nettles
Never ever have I said 'Welcome' on a live radio interview in a panicked response to the presenter saying 'Welcome' to me
Never ever have I been more grateful to God to be alive (long gulp of sparkling water - my favourite tipple)
Amanda
